Reddit Cop

A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.

“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

reddit

Basically,hear me out,reddit is the heaven of depressive people,damn nibbers.

A:I use reddit.
B:*kneels*Oh,people!God came from the sky once again!
People:*pray*
Trump:*dies*
Nigga:what

by protestucatto November 16, 2019

Reddit

The website were you can post just about anything and everything and get bullied for the fun of it while having no job or wife

Guy:Hey man are you or reddit
Redditor:Yeah I am really depressed
Guy:Well that explains it

by anonymous July 7, 2024

Reddit

A website for horny men and 6 yr olds alike to post dumb memes and porn.

That dude is on REDDIT over there.

by Mr.UniverseVR April 26, 2022

Reddit Crip

An online user who claims to be a Crip online but has no proof irl.

“30kTorry is a Reddit Crip, this dude keeps claiming WSDMGC73 like that shit exist irl.”—Anyone with a brain

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Reddit

the only social media that followers doesn't matter

A: Hey i just got 2 followers on Reddit!
Me: i dont give a fuck

by the name not being used October 21, 2021

Crystals Reddit

403 Forbidden

Crystal:no one knows Crystals reddit

by HookTheGamer December 30, 2021