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Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity
marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me
by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012
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random capper

also know as random capping

when someone lies just to talk
josh: jason told me he meet Donald trump.
dave: he’s a random capper
by rkkkw February 13, 2021
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random the money

1) Putting your money in a completely arbitrary order.

2) An exclamation with the equivalent meaning of saying "Right on target!"
by The Fly February 9, 2004
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RANDOM CRIT

A retarded game mechanic in tf2 that wipes people off the face off the fucking earth because some Demoman thought it would be funny if he shot a pipe over this building little did he know it direct hit me for 300 damage and kills a poor f2p soul.
Valve, remove this, please.
"BULLSHIT!, HE'S LIKE 500 METRES AWAY!... Oh wait it was a random crit"
by A poor f2p September 17, 2020
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sam random

a general random person; someone who's name you would not know; someone who's identity isn't of importance or use to a story you are telling; a hypothetical person like "bob" or "joe"... like a john doe. just a general "random" or "no namer".
if a sam random gave you a beer, it was just someone at the party that you don't even really know and probably don't care to know either
Who gave you that beer?
Response: I don't know, just some sam random.

Yo, I was at the park the other day, and I saw these sam randoms sniffing birth control and I thought to myself "someone's going to be missing some pills=babieeees!"

Who told you bobby had a threesome last weekend? (that's pretty sweet)
Response: Honestly, I wouldn't even remember who... just some sam random.
by sexy farmer April 3, 2007
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Random Person

1. A person does something suddenly.
2. A person you don't know.
3. Used in my examples, usually based on definition 2.
Random Person: "Hi. "
by 17G December 6, 2011
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random

lol, cheese
lol, llama
lol, spork
lol, duck
That shit is random!!!!
by Kamete December 14, 2008
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