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rolling principle

The Rolling Principle is the simple logic of rolling between the number 1 and 100. The principle states that when Man A rolls a number, man B will never be able to win the roll, no matter how man other people roll on it. this does not mean Man A will win the roll, it just means Man. B will not.
The Rolling Principle:

Man (A) rolls a 54.
Man (B) rolls a 61.
Man (C) rolls a 75.
Man (B) did not win the roll, because man (A) rolled as well.
by Ungoldleeeeey October 22, 2009
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rolling chris

A series of adjectives to describe a rolling chris:
stubborn, bitter, angry, creepy fur loving, SMOKE-A-HOLIC, irritated, clubber, techno-holic, coke smoking fuck tard.
Rolling Chris: I like to smoke a lot while I'm at the club. Bitches don't understand me, because I'm so deep and emotional, yet I don't ever show emotion because that shows weakness. Strippers are my best friends.
by Sarah Bridgeman January 26, 2009
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Rolling Twenties

This refers back to the "Roaring Twenties" 1920 when Prohibition of alcohol started. Only this century it's the many State's legalizing of marjauna starting Jan 1, 2020.
Everyone can roll legal joint's in the "Rolling Twenties"
by sparkyboy June 2, 2019
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Rolling Brownout

When your banging a girl from on top, and get off and proceed to jerk as if to nut on her face, when your quickly turn around, and surprise her with poop instead!
I did a rolling brownout! "How?" While banging your little sister, she thought I was about to finish, I hopped over to her face, and when she shut her eyes SPLAT!... crapped all over her face.
by Pinacle_of_Knowledge February 27, 2009
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AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??
by TheyCallMeTheBandit December 20, 2010
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roofing

The act of being on another's roof. Usually in a down town area, where roof swapping is a possibility. It is always illegal, and if it isn't then it's not roofing, it's being on a roof with permission.
Hey wanna go roofing down town tonight?
No way. Last time I roofed I got caught.
by verduras June 29, 2007
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rolling

I can't believe nobody's defined this on urbandictionary yet. Rolling's when you're laughing so hard that you roll over, or bend over from the side pains you get from chuckling so hard.
Chappelle had me rolling last night when he showed off house and his two million dollar chicken bone chandelier made from past expensive dinners.
by brokenhelmet March 28, 2011
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