Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.

by lerk99 March 12, 2017

simmer down pot roast

A phrase used to get someone to calm down and relax.

Whoa there....simmer down pot roast.

by von Goat March 27, 2009

spit roast

Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.

Noun: The act off...

Verb: Would you like to spit roast me?

Noun: Last night, I had a spit roast

by Dick The Buttock Scruttock February 14, 2003

mexican spit roast

To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.

Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.

by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006

Split-roast

A mishearing of the term spit-roast, which refers to both a method of cooking food (on a spit), and a sexual position where a woman or a man is penetrated orally and vaginally/anally, reminiscent of the cooking method.

I'm going to split-roast a pig and then your mother.

by jcvamp December 13, 2019

Slow roast

When you hug a person, and the other person purposely holds on too long. In addition to "holding on" too long they are also deriving some pleasure from aforementioned contact. This pleasure could be from loneliness, or sexual deviancy. Similar to Frotteurism, with the other party being partially cooperative until the slow roasting begins.

Dude, i'm never going over your aunt's house again. She slow roasted me pretty bad and I think I heard her moan.

You should have warned me about John, I gave him a hug to be polite and wouldn't let go.... that was the worst slow roasting I've ever gotten.

Damn that girl is fine, I'm gonna slow roast her for sure.

by onasty January 1, 2010

Pike Place roast

Very small cat turds, almost resembling coffee beans.

Fritz the cat left some Pike Place roast on the carpet. Maybe it is time to clean the litter box?

by Billy Bubba August 4, 2008