amazing race

Same as The Amazing Race, just without the word "the". No one cares about using it as the first word in the title anyways.


(The) Amazing Race is better than Survivor because:

Amazing Race: Get to go around the world in many days
Survivor: Around an island in 29 days
Amazing Race: 6 Continents, many countries, many cities, thousands and thousands of miles.
Survivor: 1 island, two shelters.
Amazing Race: Nice resting places
Survivor: Sand and sticks.

See also The Amazing Race.

Why the teams only fly around 6 continents and not the 7th one is because only researchers are down there of course.

by Meerna and Schmeerna August 4, 2004

frot race

The act of competition, which consists of rubbing together two penises in the act of frot. The winner is determined by who is able to prolong orgasm longest.

Dude, I always lose when I frot race because I have no endurance.

by DOS Emulation August 15, 2006

dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

Cookie Race

When several people put a cookie in between their butt cheeks while fully nude, (Jock straps ARE acceptable) and race down a field. The losers must eat their cookie. If it falls out, it also must be eaten.

The best technique is to squeeze the cheeks together to insure full stability. This can also be risky, because if you lose it makes your cookie taste like ass even more

cat 1:"yall foolin if you bout to eat dat cookie from yo ass cheeks!"

cat 2:i loss my cookie race tho dode so i gots to eat it! sheeet!

by BC90 November 22, 2010

The Race

A song that semi-famous rapper Tay-K made in 2017. Basically talked about him being a criminal, him killing people, and running from the police. It may seem like just a rap, but in reality it was basically a confession because he actually was a criminal and did kill a person. He also made the song while he was on the run from the po-po.

To make a long story short, he tried doing the race against the cops, failed, and is now serving a 55 year prison sentence. He’s already done 3 so far, but he’ll probably have been in there for more years if you’re reading this in the future.

“Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fuck a beat I was tryna beat a case

But I ain’t beat that case, bitch I did the race”

-the race by tay k

by nlolhere July 14, 2020

Great American Race

A tournament which includes teams of 3, a 30 case of beer, an 1/8 of weed, a large pizza, and a 500 piece puzzle. First team to finish all 4 wins!

It is important that all supplies are from the same place
i.e pizza from the same hut
weed from the same dealer
same brand of beer
same puzzle
otherwise others might have an unfair advantage.

All team members must start attempting to finish all obstacles at the same time. For instance, you cannot finish the puzzle then start drinking. Or have one team member focus on smoking and another on eating.

Have fun!!

I'm competeting in the Great American Race tonight. If I die, tell my mother I love her.

by magatron February 9, 2009

Horsemen Race

Horsemen Races are when owners/trainers/jockeys conspire together so they all can win money and the fans all lose money. These are usually found in the first three races at any horse racing track in the world.

DX: Say there TT..who do you like in the first race at Pigplex?

TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,

DX: Well said.

by Andymays January 28, 2012