ponkey

a cross between a pigeon and a monkey

why did the ponkey cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side.

by thegodofponkeys September 20, 2020

Ponk

A masked man who likes to kill cats.

Ponk keeps killing innocent cats, he must be stopped!

by 69funnynumber October 21, 2020

Ponk

It means everything

Who the ponk asked

by Ponkforpresednt December 3, 2020

Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

Ponk

A childish insult that has never actually been used by a child. Are you a 30+ year old child that doesn't know how to dish out proper insults? If you answered yes to that question, 'ponk' is the word for you. Make sure not to pronounce this word correctly, saying the word 'punk' instead of 'ponk' is a huge no no.

For the purpose of this example we'll call the protagonist Mr Scott Ruin (he nails it, he actually 'ruins' this guy).

Now if you nail it right like Scott Ruin did (see example), you'll have them sucking on your goat sack. Don't be a rotten jerk face, get out there and start spreading ponk around. Bye bye buddy.

Scott Ruin: You are a dirty rotten mouth pig, you dirty sucker. Don't you ever talk to me like that again, ponk, yeah, ponk.
*Gas Station Clerk cups his meat and two veg in his hands as if to say, 'suck on my goat sack, you dirty sucker'*
Scott Ruin: bye bye buddy.

by Sir Plantain December 16, 2020

Ponke Munk

A famous religion worshiped by thousands. Their god is a monkey

HAIL THE PONKE MUNKS

by Gloop Pope February 2, 2021