whiskey-puss

The failure of a women to climax after consuming large amounts of alcohol and participating in oral sex. Opposite of whiskey-dick(male version) no amount of oral stimulation will bring one to orgasm.

I went down on my wife and licked her clit for 20 minutes, she said "I drank too much, Your gonna have to lick forever cause I have a case of whiskey-puss."

by ruralbetter July 18, 2011

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Get the whiskey-pussmug.

puss bulge

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

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Get the puss bulgemug.

Stinker Puss

To be a loveable yet complete jerk at the same time.

"Your my stinker puss"

by SU-PD December 15, 2011

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Get the Stinker Pussmug.

uncle puss

when youre bangin out a hooker all nasty and your buddy is in the closet listening.

scott pulled the uncle puss while he was at my house.

by douchish December 22, 2008

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Get the uncle pussmug.

1.) A mysterious, unidentified object that appears out from the vagina on rare occasions. It comes in a variety of colors, but generally has a polka-dot hue. It is bumpy, and has the same texture as silly putty, although very difficult to shape or form.

2.) A person who is or acts annoying and rude, usually significantly more rude or annoying than most assholes, shit heads, or jerk-offs.

1.) If you start to eject puss nuggets more frequently than normal, you should see a doctor as soon as possible.

2.) What a puss nugget!

by Jaack August 21, 2007

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