Pretendong

Substituting a large penis in place of your own and sending it as a dick pic to a random girl on the internet, or worse, photoshopping your own to make it look bigger and thicker.

I've just been sent a dick pic from my boyfriend, but I've seen it in real life, so this is a pretendong.

by Deetey October 1, 2017

Pretendicitis

A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.

Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

pretarded

When someone is well on their way to becoming retarded.

Dominic is pretarded.

by MonkeyBone67 June 16, 2018

Pretard

Pretard: Someone who pretends a special needs condition, such as dyslexia, when losing an argument on social media, in order to get back from something stupid, boorish or illegal they might have said.

That Andy Bateson is a proper pretard, he pretended the reason he'd said the N-word was because of his tourettes, which he doesn't have!

by Rudders1511 August 18, 2018

pretendtial

To speak and act as if you will do something social, when in fact you know you will not.

At 10 pm in pajamas with pizza delivery en route, Sally knows the prospect of ending up with friends at the bar tonight are pretendtial.

by Mrs. Mishi February 6, 2019

Pretard

Dumb person

Esmi is a pretard sometimes

by Wndjsjdjwdhsjdbwjd March 27, 2019

Pretard

Pre-tard

noun/verb
1. Purposefully or even professionally retard an idea, concept or thought process. This may be accomplished by such acts as flooding information pools with false data or limiting access to information resources.

Jill "55, 56, 57, 58..."
Jack "21, 47, 86, 14..."
Jill "Stop being a pretard and messing up my count."

by notyourfiend August 1, 2019