Skip to main content

Prison Shutcall

1. Prison Boss

2. Someone who undermines traditional and official authority within a penitentiary. This includes the control and pay off of all, or at least a large number of the guards. The Warden may also be controlled by the Shutcall

The Shutcall has lots of political power within the facility he/she is incarcerated in. This is usually because they run the ruling gang, or control the drug trade within the prison.

A Shutcall's most defining feature is their ability of engineering elaborate crimes. These crimes can reach outside of the penitentiary they originated in, and are almost always untraceable to the Shutcall him/herself.

Fellow inmates are loyal to the Prison Shutcall, and often cover and draw attention from him/her.
Guard A: The prisoner rumored to be running that small drug ring was found dead this morning.
Guard B: Really? I was off duty, how he die?
Guard A: Face down in the toilet, impaled by a broom. The autopsy showed he was half drown before he died.
Guard B: Was it the Shutcall who ordered the hit?
Guard A: Don't know, apparently the warden called him in for questioning but I doubt they have enough proof.
Guard B: Like every time.
Guard A: The Warden can't even get that Stool Pigeon Biggs to finger Who the Prison Shutcall is.

Prisoner A: Did you hear what Shutcall did?
Prisoner B: No what?
Prisoner A: He found out his old lady was cheating on him on the outside.
Prisoner B: What did he do?
Prisoner A: He had his Yakuza connections find the guy she was cheating with, cut his pinky off then delivered to her.
Prisoner B: Shows how far his influence goes.
by YaminoYami November 13, 2009
mugGet the Prison Shutcall mug.

Probona

by Justin Savage January 31, 2004
mugGet the Probona mug.

prison gynecologist

The man in prison who has to sow you up everytime you get raped, either in the ass or by means of prison pussy. This occupation is not desired , but is needed.
Frank had to go see the prison gynecologist after his inmates de-virginized him by making a prison pussy on him.
by buddha April 7, 2004
mugGet the prison gynecologist mug.

prison tats

a really badly done tattoo usually done by inexperienced people
Ronnies tattoos are really bad they are prison tats
by irockyoursox November 6, 2007
mugGet the prison tats mug.

Prison Beer

Drinking the urine of an inmate following his or her intoxication by other prison "moon-shines".
Hey mang, wanna get loaded, I got some prison beer!
by Misfit December 18, 2003
mugGet the Prison Beer mug.

Iraqi Prisoner Abuse

Proof that the United States government has no right whatsoever to take any kind of moral stance on middle eastern affairs, especially where human rights are involved. Prisoner abuse at the hands of American soldiers has been going on for years - as said so by Rummy Don himself - and the government did next to nothing to stop it. And when The Shrub and his monkeys got caught with their pants down, they didn't even have the humility to apologize and admit their failures until Rummy Don was called in to testify in front of Congress for being a witless fuckup.

But every cloud has a silver lining. In this case, The Shrub's re-election prospects aren't looking too positive and Old Man Rummy may get the boot. Now that's something I can drink to.
Condemn Saddam for torturing and dehumanizing his people, but get caught on film laughing it up while doing the exact same thing? Great idea, dumbass.
by Ninja Disaster May 7, 2004
mugGet the Iraqi Prisoner Abuse mug.

angry prisoner

When your woman, or man?, is feeling dirty and is in to trying new things. Suggest handcuffs, handcuff the person and do what you need to do, walk away, leave them cuffed, turn off the lights, shut the door, and tell anyone else in the house there is a captured prisoner up stairs.
I did the angry prisoner to my bitch last night.
by The hand of god546 July 20, 2011
mugGet the angry prisoner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email