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proboobly

A good possibility when relating to hooking up with an overweight Irish woman. shabong
I've drank enough that I could proboobly hit that.
by Winston Wolf March 13, 2008
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probortion

A fan of or advocate for the abortion of someone who should not have been born
In the case of Paul Begala I am probortion
by bettinas February 27, 2009
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probosculate

To intrude upon a matter, particularly where the intrusion is uninvited. In simpler terms, "to stick one's nose into" or "to meddle".
"It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon." --Dr. Teeth, The Muppet Movie
by TheDictionaryDiva December 3, 2013
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Prison roll

A prison roll or prison joint is basically a joint that has been so badly rolled that you are just smoking the paper because there is barely any weed actually in it.
Mate you can't roll for shit! thats a fucking prison roll that lad
by MAJORTOMK April 21, 2015
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Prison Shank

Because even in the most restricted enviroment, humans will still find a way to kill each other.
I made a prison shank back in 08 after getting verdict of "guilty."
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.
by Racist Asian May 21, 2018
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Prison Queen

A person who is not prison material, but winds up in jail anyway. Usually is raped and beat up daily.
Guy #1: did you here? Fabio's goin to jail.

Guy #2: Oh my god that guys such a pussy, the inmates are gonna make him a fuckin prison queen
by Por2guesePotRoast February 5, 2009
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Prison Shutcall

1. Prison Boss

2. Someone who undermines traditional and official authority within a penitentiary. This includes the control and pay off of all, or at least a large number of the guards. The Warden may also be controlled by the Shutcall

The Shutcall has lots of political power within the facility he/she is incarcerated in. This is usually because they run the ruling gang, or control the drug trade within the prison.

A Shutcall's most defining feature is their ability of engineering elaborate crimes. These crimes can reach outside of the penitentiary they originated in, and are almost always untraceable to the Shutcall him/herself.

Fellow inmates are loyal to the Prison Shutcall, and often cover and draw attention from him/her.
Guard A: The prisoner rumored to be running that small drug ring was found dead this morning.
Guard B: Really? I was off duty, how he die?
Guard A: Face down in the toilet, impaled by a broom. The autopsy showed he was half drown before he died.
Guard B: Was it the Shutcall who ordered the hit?
Guard A: Don't know, apparently the warden called him in for questioning but I doubt they have enough proof.
Guard B: Like every time.
Guard A: The Warden can't even get that Stool Pigeon Biggs to finger Who the Prison Shutcall is.

Prisoner A: Did you hear what Shutcall did?
Prisoner B: No what?
Prisoner A: He found out his old lady was cheating on him on the outside.
Prisoner B: What did he do?
Prisoner A: He had his Yakuza connections find the guy she was cheating with, cut his pinky off then delivered to her.
Prisoner B: Shows how far his influence goes.
by YaminoYami November 13, 2009
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