popcorned

Eating tons of corn, then shitting in your girlfriend's mouth.

"How was your date last night?" - Suzie
"It went well, but he popcorned me, that was unexpected." - Tara

by Bustin Jeiber October 3, 2010

popcornsuck

The ultimate word. Can be used for almost every part of speech at any time.

Hey don't popcorn suck me you popcornsucking popcornsuck.

by Popcornsuck12 September 25, 2009

Popcorn Lung

The lung disease brought on by the oils used in microwave popcorn. Also known as "Popcorn Packers' Lung."

"my mum's coworkers when we were in toronto the first night were pretty drunk and one of them when we got back to our fancy 12th floor bar thing was like i could really go for some popcorn but OH GOD I'LL PROBABLY END UP DYING OF POPCORN LUNG"

by Alissa and Jenna October 2, 2007

popcorn trick

The popcorn trick is achieved when a movie-goer garbage picks an empty popcorn bin out of the trash, and subsequently goes to the snack counter to get the aforementioned garbage-picked popcorn bin refilled.

dude, don't spend $7 on popcorn, we can just pull the popcorn trick and get it for free.

by kurtchromely June 13, 2011

popcorn toe

a crusty toe nail!!

Dan viquerat's popcorn toe

by larna and joely October 16, 2008

Popcorn Kernel

A term used to describe the process of inserting dehydrated fruit (esp. apples) into someone's anus, and then giving that person an enema, as to cause the fruit to expand (like popcorn kernels expanding as they are cooked).

If you don't stop talking about Abraham Lincoln all the time, I'm totally going to popcorn kernel you in your sleep.

by Orville Redenbacher_69 January 29, 2009

Popcorn Tits

A saying when someone has forgotten something important to do and it pops into their head randomly

Bob: "Dude its late and im starving lets go get some food dude."

Frank: "Ok sounds good What time is it? *looks at the time* AWWW! POPCORN TITS! I forgot to take grandma outta the bath tub!"

by Geekedyourmama August 11, 2009