Commit picture frame in head

Commit picture frame in head means when you smash your head into a picture frame and die

“I was so mad at my brother for eating my M&MS I decided to make him commit picture frame in head.”

by Smexy mommy June 3, 2019

Best Practices

This phrase is most commonly used by larger public institutions and corporations to describe what they believe to the best way of doing a particular task or providing a particular service. The phrase assumes that there is one best way to do something all the time and in any given situation. It is unclear if "Best Practices" is based on empirical research or if it is just some employee or middle-manager's armchair theory of what works best. In short, " Best Practices" is basically someone's set of guidelines for doing something. However the term "Best Practices" sounds more professional and has an air of authority and legitimacy to it that was lacking in the word "guidelines".

Project Manager: "I have to prepare a PowerPoint presentation for the CIO of our company"

Co-worker: Have you consulted the Best Practices PDF for giving PowerPoint presentations?"

by Jazzcat60 September 20, 2019

Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis

The uncontrollable and mind numbingly stupid need to photograph and post your food on social media.

Have you seen Kelly's Instagram page? She totally has Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis.

by CorneliusSHA December 2, 2019

dingo pictures

Dingo Pictures was a mockbuster company founded in Germany and is mostly known for the yee meme.

Joe: Do you know who made the yee meme?
Jane: Dingo Pictures!

by Nikostormkilla January 16, 2020

Target Practice

The act of jerking off while in the front parking lot of a target

Hey dude, did you hear that Tony was doing some Target Practice the other day? He beat my record of 2 meters!

by strongzerobitch August 21, 2020

famous picture andy

Someone who asks to take a picture with an encountered celebrity purely because they are famous, even though they don't care for their work or know any of their content and just want to have a photo with them.

*fan taking a picture with a streamer*
andy (*sees it and shows up*): oh hey man I love your... stuff. Can I get a picture too?
streamer: yeahhh, sure ig
*andy leaves*
streamer: was that guy a famous picture andy

by WatchingNetflix July 18, 2021

taking your picture

When a hot female intentionally sits on a chair with her legs spread very wide to cause her target to stare with a shit-eating grin.

Look out now Fats, that fox in the short skirt is taking your picture.

by Webster's Dic January 2, 2011