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Premature Cancellation

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.
1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
by PloskJ January 11, 2012
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Premature Emmanuelation

The act of celebrating christmas before christmas
He’s listening to christmas songs in november?

That’s Premature Emmanuelation
by Its_tufty December 8, 2019
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premature smackulation

The act of getting smacked in the head or face by your parents, or someone else, for something before they get all the details of the incident at hand
I recieved a lil premature smackulation from my dad, before he even heard my side of the story.
by bigpoppa55 November 18, 2012
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Premature Speculation

talking about something without knowing the facts, without knowing what the hell you are talking about, pure speculation
Repeating something you overheard or read on facebook without knowing if its true or not.

Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp

The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation
by Dereklynn September 14, 2012
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Premature Mopifacation

using a mop that is still dirty from the last time you used it
PREMATURE MOPIFACATION
by DaHelpfulUnic0rn June 17, 2015
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Premature power cored

When someone used their power cores too early.

For ex: “
Manajena: Grobie used his power cores during the Alliance Vs. Alliance event a day early “ ?
Docz: Yes he premature power cored all over alliance centre 1.
Grobie premature power cored a day early during AvA.
by Doczr October 7, 2025
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premature hehejaculation

A medical condition.

People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.
Johny has a good stock of jokes and funny anecdotes to tell, but he suffers from premature hehejaculation.
by KulMan October 23, 2022
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