premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

by GigiPDX December 29, 2014

Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

by AverageMan December 8, 2013

Premature Mopifacation

using a mop that is still dirty from the last time you used it

PREMATURE MOPIFACATION

by DaHelpfulUnic0rn June 17, 2015

Premature excelebration

Bringing forward holidays months in advance

Celebrating Christmas in July is a sure sign or premature excelebration

by AZkennyC September 16, 2016

Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.

"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."

by R-Loz October 19, 2016

Premature Evacuation

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.

For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.

by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015

Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.

I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

by Mephistepheles November 18, 2015