by xXMightyMouseXx February 10, 2017
Get the On-Point Positivemug. I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.
by Dave wansted December 10, 2016
Get the blizzard positionmug. A confirmed diagnosis of an individual that is strung out from prolonged drug use without eating or sleeping. Symptoms include, manic behaviors, unrealistic speculations, paranoia of being followed by federal agents, sickly physical appearance due to lack of nutrients, forgetfulness, pilfering through peoples belongings, carpet surfing, excessive and uncontrollable body movements, dilated pupils, etc.
by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018
Get the HIT positivemug. Lisa: She's a missirable bitch that one.
Dan: She seems pretty upbeat to me.
Lisa: Yeah, that's coz she's cock positive
Dan: She seems pretty upbeat to me.
Lisa: Yeah, that's coz she's cock positive
by Clint Beancake November 28, 2012
Get the Cock positivemug. The Noah Position, or man-yeet-woman position, is a sex position in which generally, a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman before he kicks said woman off a cliff.
by Vex1001 April 18, 2021
Get the Noah Positionmug. The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
Get the Piss Positionsmug. A sexual position involving two men where each simultaneously penetrates the asshole of the other man with their penis.
Similar to the 69 position, there is mutual stimulation between the two individuals. However, unlike the 69 position, where stimulation primarily derives from the partner's hands or insertion of the penis into the partner's mouth, stimulation in the Pisces Position is derived through anal penetration of the partner.
This position is most commonly achieved "vertically." The first individual, starting on his on his back, pulls his feet or ankles towards his head, spreading his buttocks and asshole. The second individual then stands over the first, facing away from the first individual's head. They then begin to lower themselves towards the first individual, aiming their erect penis towards the first's asshole. As the second individual gets closer, the first also angles their penis towards their partner's asshole. As the second helps to stabilize the first, the two then simultaneously or sequentially insert their erect penis into their partner's asshole.
Vertical insertion benefits from gravity as the two are able to begin thrusting back and forth, but the position can also be achieved horizontally.
Similar to the 69 position, there is mutual stimulation between the two individuals. However, unlike the 69 position, where stimulation primarily derives from the partner's hands or insertion of the penis into the partner's mouth, stimulation in the Pisces Position is derived through anal penetration of the partner.
This position is most commonly achieved "vertically." The first individual, starting on his on his back, pulls his feet or ankles towards his head, spreading his buttocks and asshole. The second individual then stands over the first, facing away from the first individual's head. They then begin to lower themselves towards the first individual, aiming their erect penis towards the first's asshole. As the second individual gets closer, the first also angles their penis towards their partner's asshole. As the second helps to stabilize the first, the two then simultaneously or sequentially insert their erect penis into their partner's asshole.
Vertical insertion benefits from gravity as the two are able to begin thrusting back and forth, but the position can also be achieved horizontally.
Ben first looked down at his partner's gaping asshole, then over his shoulder into his partner's eyes, a smile breaking over his face as the two were perfectly lined up to simultaneously penetrate each other in the Pisces position.
by nebbishatudub September 24, 2019
Get the Pisces positionmug.