gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark

Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.

by confuqed July 15, 2020

Positive Space

is around someone that is happy

bob: go say hi to kt she has Positive Space it will make you happy

by student420365 February 22, 2010

final position

either
a) the final position in sex
b) final position before the funeral

Erin: Man I saw someone in their final position!
Scout: Which one😏

by thecoolestperson April 30, 2022

Devil Position

When you fill all of a girls holes so he is no longer ‘holy’ e.g. you fill her pussy, arse, nose, ears and mouth with your penis, fingers and toes.

“Hey I devil positioned that girl last night”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe”

by Pea_Jay June 14, 2019

Positive Pete

Someone who is always looking at something with a smile no matter what!

The Positive Pete comforted the worrying Willy by telling him to put a smile on his face.

by Fone Bone September 20, 2017

mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.

-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?

by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 29, 2018

Cock positive

A female who’s attitude is only positive/jovial around the opposite sex. See Cock fiend.

Lisa: She's a missirable bitch that one.
Dan: She seems pretty upbeat to me.
Lisa: Yeah, that's coz she's cock positive

by Clint Beancake November 28, 2012