ChinCum Position

The act of slapping a girl as you cum - missionary position of course

Me: Oh man I ChinCummed that whore with the ChinCum position last night. I slapped her so hard and yelled CHINCUM!

TSM: haha

by Nintendo Master April 5, 2009

The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.

Side effects:

Impregnation
Bruising

Welting

Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs

Blindness

Retardation

Loss of hearing
Stroke

Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)

Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.

by KrickyTheKracky April 8, 2019

forest ranger position

Standing up like a tree while your partner "inspects" your wood like a forest ranger.

Me and my girlfriend got in the forest ranger position.

by beno October 1, 2003

british position

A position, typical for a luxury vehicle made in the UK, on the back of a tow truck.

My Land Rover blew the motor once again, so it had to assume the British position on the back of the flatbed and was towed to the shop.

by Rover h8tr December 2, 2010

annie position

Meaning "Any Position"

Person 1: "Hey isnt that Annie Position?"
Person 2: "Whos that?"
Person 1: "A girl who will do any position"

by Bruuhhhhhh July 8, 2017

Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position

When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.

OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!

by AJ Jawbreaker April 2, 2019

Succulant Lotus Position

The Succulant Lotus is an act in whit her two heterosexual humans grow sharp horns on their genitals whist performing intercourse, after both humans have orgasmed they grow Lotus’s on the horns. These flowers produce whales.

This couple often uses the Succulant Lotus Position

by God1925 July 16, 2018