porch atheist

Derogatory term used by militant atheists to describe an atheist who doesn't hate religious people.

He's friends with a Muslim? Wow, what a porch atheist.

by RoundenBrown August 6, 2021

porch cookie

A prostitute on house arrest.

"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."

by odbal. August 29, 2021

Pornhub.com.au

An Australian version of the best thing ever. Mainly putting barbecued sausages into the bread slice on a nice 50°C day.🌭🫕

And yes. I'm Australian.

Dude 1: do you watch Pornhub.com?
Dude 2: nah bro Pornhub.com.au is way better mate.
Dude 3: what's Pornhub.com.au?
Dude 1 and 2: 🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️

by Pornhub.com.au December 3, 2021

pornhub

A cool and fun learning website for little kidsyo be taught a lot of school knowledge/education with adventurous games to play and explore.

Karen: My son loves using pornhub, it's such a great learning tool!

by Cheesejuicelolxd May 31, 2022

PornHub Ads

The most icky thing on the intenet. Most are scams and the others are gross.

Pornhub ads be like: TRY NOT TO CUM! YOU WON'T LAST 20 SECONDS PLAYING THIS ONLINE FAMILY SIMULATOR!

by Prostate obliterator 6000 August 22, 2022

Porkhole

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.

Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.

by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023

back porch rug

a bushy patch of hair located in the buttocks region

Damn she's fine I hope she has a back porch rug

by BP oil spill May 12, 2015