Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.

Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.

by Fresnel February 25, 2009

poochie

A Persian hoochie.

Why does that Persian have blond hair?
It's a dye job. What a fuckin' poochie.

by Houman March 17, 2005

Pooch

To steal a joke that was previously made and use it as your own

"Wow, you're really gonna pooch me like that"

by PoochPop69 April 28, 2015

pooch tea

This tasty little beverage is the result of brewing a freshly used pair of fat girl panties in boiling water. Pooch Tea is great for hazing or just to wet your whistle.

Hey Mom, could you pass the pooch tea please.

by Nick Sig October 11, 2007

The Poochies

The poochies are the 6 coolest girls who run Brentwood School. Led by Princess Pooch, the queen bee himself. You can expect them to go the hardest in any situation. Their legend will live on forever along with that of the class of '10.

1: Whose throwing the party tonight?
2: I mean obviously the poochies are!

1: Dude I don't want to go to the party tonight.
2: Well the poochies are going to be there
1: Ok, Ill be there in 5.

by downfordimsum2 November 28, 2009

Pooch

'Pooch' is the lowest insult one can receive. The insult's origin is found in the animal kingdom, with particularly foolish canines being called a Pooch. The word Pooch relates to human beings just as effectively; the insulter making the insultee feel very inferior, much like a small dog.

1.

Pooch- "I just dug a hole. Guess what I did next, James!"
James- "Dude you're 21, grow up."
Pooch- "But James I feel like a prince"
James- "Shut up, pooch."

2.
(Dog walks in with a snail in his mouth)
Dog owner- "Stupid-ass pooch! You be trippin."

by crazyfool330 September 27, 2009

pooch

Bump in the pants formed when you sit down.

Pants that dont fit correctly may form a pooch.

by andrew "analyzer" johnson December 8, 2004