A wedding, this is where men lose the use of there penis for the rest of there lives thus a funeral.
by Evil Greg June 12, 2006
Get the PENIS FUNERAL mug.A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.
Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.
Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.
There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.
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Strawberry Flavored (Penis) is when one of your guy buddies pulls girls left and right and doesn't even try to do so. He often times has no clue that the girl is even in to him but he still ends up at least getting her number. For some reason girls must be able to pick up on the scent of the strawberry effect and they have no choice but to be drawn to him.
He went home with that girl from last night? Damn he must have a Strawberry Flavored Penis!
He hooked up with another chick last night? Strawberry Flavor must have been in full effect.
He hooked up with another chick last night? Strawberry Flavor must have been in full effect.
by tomtomtofu January 17, 2010
Get the Strawberry Flavored Penis mug.This penis is humongous in other words makes horse jealous. Yes this penis is also the color of the fucking rainbow. There is only two ways you can get a Rainbow penis and it is 1. You are born with it. 2. A person with a Rainbow penis cums out another Rainbow penis which only happens in rare occasions. The Rainbow penis is very sensitive to touching so its very easily erected. When the person sucks the Rainbow penis alright they get regular semen, if they suck it great they get Skittles, if they suck it fantastically they get Starburst, but if they suck it majestically they get their very own Rainbow penis.
Did you see Becca's massive Rainbow penis? When I was sucking the massive cock I got Starburst. What did you get?
by MajesticRainbowPenis July 28, 2014
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by Imprint July 16, 2008
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**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)
by nycapbarista February 28, 2009
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