Desk Poisoning

The type of poisoning you get when you eat an excessive amount of desks

"Hey dude, don't eat all those desks, you'll get desk poisoning"

by Tasty Boi 69 June 5, 2019

Prosciutto poisoning

When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.

Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!

by Silky_13 June 24, 2021

Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

Lack of Food Poisoning

Used to describe the condition of being poisoned, by not eating for excessive periods of time. not to be confused with food poisoning, which is the condition of being poisoned by food.

This term is used by multiple creators on youtube and is the scientifically accurate term to use when describing a prolonged lack of food.

We should build some more farms so our people don't die of lack of food poisoning

by Rampagerslife October 6, 2019

MCR poisoning

Where a person or persons are subjected to much "My chemical romance" songs. The first signs of the poisoning are a urge to dress in a Emo mana, second sign, results in the urge to sing like a banshee, the third, is an urge to perform selfharm and the last is Death, due to the last stage of the poisoning. There is only one cure for this terrible diease and this is the Mega Riff.

used as a noun to describe the diease itself:

"you have MCR poisoning"

by The Stonehill February 22, 2007

poision dwarf

A ugly little man or woman with a mental capacity of POND LIFE, eager to take everything, not willing to give anything, but an unbearable stench that will burn your nostrells, in short a nasty little lump of meat. AKA an OGY or Poision dwarf

That nasty Tramp on the park bench drinking sheep dip.

Smelly old woman who puts a knife in ya ball.

Poision dwarf = bad news

by Sparkone2 September 13, 2007

paige poison

Some emo/scene girlkid who dyes her hair like a tawd.
Found on myspace, bebo, gonegothic, facebook and any other social networking site you can think of.
often found as quite a friendly gal, with a neet sense of humer.
possibly the next internet craze??

'oh my god look,, a raccoon!"

"dude thats paige poisons hair"

"o.."

by OMGADINOCARL March 12, 2010