fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =

*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa

by xbrianpx October 27, 2008

foodie poisoning

The affliction caused by a food aficionado being forced to eat something highly processed and commercialized.

I wanted to stop at Whole Foods, but my friends insisted we eat at McDonald's; I think I have foodie poisoning.

by Pseudonymous B.I.G. December 8, 2013

bb poison

Someone you adore but at the same time are like poison to you

Dude 1: What's your favorite deathgrips song
Dude 2: BB Poison

by spdio22 November 10, 2024

DNS Poisoning

when an attacker redirects legit traffic from a DNS Server that is specified to go to a designated Web Server and redirects to a Malicious Webservers

DNS Poisoning isnt fun :)

by Nice one Perma March 25, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016

poison

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)
I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison (poison)
I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
Yeah, well I don't want to break these chains
Poison (poison)
Runnin' deep inside my veins
Burnin' deep inside my brain (poison)

poison

by xBlueDustx November 3, 2020