Plathering

When a female talks for an extended period of time about something unimportant and irrelevant.

Often seen by males as a rant of nonsense, which they quickly begin to ignore as a form of defense to protect what intelligence they have from being destroyed by such nonsense

man 1 - "Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?"

man 2 - "I tried to watch it, but my girlfriend was plathering through the whole game"

by ejm8872 October 18, 2011

Silver Patch

Old guy that has grey hair in the hunt for younger women. An older man that frequents clubs, bars, and lounges in hopes of snatching up a young female. Typical appearance for this specimen is a balding head, grey hair, grey chest fro, overweight, and one or more gold chains. Uses the term “Sweet thing” or “Sugar Lips “ to pick up on his prey. Always willing to buy you a drink.

"That Silver Patch was just hitting on my little sister!"

by Baja Stu August 27, 2009

veggie patch

another name for a special ed classroom aka sped shed

did u hear about jacob?
no what about him

aha he is a asshat in the veggie patch LOL!

by nibba deoderant May 22, 2019

Dry Patch

A period of time in which you don't have sex because you can't find anyone willing to fuck you.

Chad: You an incel brah?
Ralph: Nah, im just going through a dry patch...

by Rafitz July 6, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies

Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.

by TheBosma July 10, 2010

Pumpkin Patch Party

Redhead only, outside Orgy.

A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.

by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011