captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"
Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!
by Applesauce0917 April 05, 2020
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Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."
Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
by lonkischinese October 03, 2022
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Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.
Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.
by 2moist4u. November 03, 2024
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hottest bitch on this planet

the hottest bitch on this planet is mahrosh khan.
by nonononknonoo on non November 16, 2020
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hottest bitch on this planet

the hottest bitch on this planet is mahrosh khan.
by nonononknonoo on non November 16, 2020
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Planet Destroyer

I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!
by The Freshman King February 24, 2025
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