piss on you

parody song done by Dave Chapelle on an episode of Chapelle's Show. the tune of it is very similar to R. Kelly's "Feelin On Yo Booty."

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do
I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you

by bigjimdx December 3, 2005

lake pipes

Hot rodder slang from the 60's, refers to a set of side pipes fitted to the exhaust of a car. Lake pipes were a very popular aftermarket accessory for alot of early American cars.

She's got a competition clutch with four on the floor, and she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar

by Solidarity? April 9, 2010

Goblin Piss

Another word for semin in high amounts.

Oh poo!! I got Goblin Piss everywhere again! And i think i got some in my eye!

by trixsta587_ July 20, 2010

Piss Dick

When a man has an erection from the intense need to urinate.

I gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't want yall to see my raging piss dick.

by angrymidget January 28, 2011

Piss lizard

When someone’s being an absolute asshole about a subject they don’t even know about, they are a piss lizard.

Stop being a piss lizard Jared

by quax November 6, 2020

Speedy Piss

When you have to take a piss but your right in the middle of doing somethin, like watching a movie at a movie theater. So, what you do is go to the bathroom and force your pee as fast as you can out of your body, and go back to what you were doing.

"I was right in the middle of the movie when i had to go pee. So i ran to the restroom and took a Speedy Piss."

by AddamsAppleDude January 24, 2010

leave a piss

Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.

{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!

by Telephony March 27, 2015