pansexual 

wrong

dude johns pansexual i didnt know hes wrong

pansexual by bigdaddylongshmeatmarkruffalo December 28, 2020

pansexuality 

"pan" means "all" so it's the thought that all forms of sexual activity are equally good and fulfilling. Many consider it weird or even creepy. Includes masturbation, necrophilia, beastiality, adultery, fetishism, and many other things.

"That guy follows pansexuality, it creeps me out."
"Why? It's completely normal."

pansexuality by suicide.love January 5, 2006

Pansexual 

Being attracted sexually to kitchen ware.

Me: Hey Tom Mann. Are you going out to meet girls this Friday?

Tom: No way, man. I'm pansexual and I just got this sweet new blender that I'm going to get smashy on.

Pansexual by Wheyfed April 23, 2017

Pansexual 

Sexually identifies as a cast iron pan.

I just cooked these steak using a pansexual.

Pansexual by UUr Mom Gay January 1, 2020

Pansexual 

1. Being/able to be sexually attracted to all genders, whether they are female, transgender or otherwise.

2. Being/able to be sexually attracted to pans, whether it be nonstick, normal or otherwise.

Mum, I'm pansexual.

Pansexual by Jeff Jameson July 23, 2017

Pansexual 

A person who likes to fuck pots and pans.

Ola: I'm a pansexual, apparently.

Adam: What like you

Pansexual by Adam Groff January 24, 2020

Pansexual 

Someone who is pansexual is likely to have been through a lot and cant be very frustrated when they have to come out someone. Pansexuals are always nice and outgoing though they can be very quiet until they gain their confidence. All they want is love and affection. They are always a big fan of hugs even if they pretend they aren't. Honestly, they are the best, reliable, person you will ever meet.

Hearts, not Parts!

I'd like to tell you something. I'm pansexual.

Pansexual by your-pan-friend April 20, 2020