eatey petey

Eatey petey means a man that eats box like a pro but then turn around and deny the shit. It’s the too cool for school ass niggas. It be the niggas that hate hoes.

“Fuck a thotiana I’m looking for a eatey petey”

“He look like a eatey petey”

“He ate me out like a eatey petey”

eatey petey by HemaEbk March 25, 2019

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Patty cake

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on a man's face while simultaneously jerking him off.

I just got patty caked last night... W00t W00t!!!

Patty cake by IMAGINATORS February 1, 2017

pettigrew 

a dance move similar to a slut drop commonly used at house parties and raves

“yeah man, I just saw her drop it low and hit the pettigrew, she was all over me”

pettigrew by irrational_yoghurt June 14, 2018

Patty Walters

Patty Walters is the lead singer of As It Is as well as a youtuber. Is basically sex and can sing like no one else.

Fangirl 1: Did you see the new Patty Walters cover?
Fangirl 2: Yea, it was absolutely incredible!

Patty Walters by Lyric Angel April 29, 2014

pettanko

In anime and manga, a flat-chested girl who is obsessive and/or insecure about this fact.

"You're into that anime girl? What are you, a lolicon?"
"She's not a loli, she's just a pettanko."

pettanko by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

The Brady Petey Pat Band by MBP2000 August 16, 2019