Percoleptic

when someone is on Percocet and unable to control sleep states and says things like "far out"

21 Year old: "That's far out"
Other person: "Silence. You are percoleptic."

by prig73 December 8, 2017

Perplexican

Noun- 1. A person lacking the skills, knowledge, or ability to speak clearly.

2. A person who speech is not understandable. Confusing.

The cab driver was a perplexican, I couldn't understand a word he said.

by James Oxbow January 31, 2018

perflection

When a dogs face changes from his normal face to a perfect complexion.

Oh look, he's tickling that doggy and now look at his perflection!

by Belly571 June 1, 2018

perlene

A fuckin meme lord, Perlene will always have a joke ready and will always have your back. She dabs all time and is always on point with the newest memes and trends. Shy upon meeting, she will become animated and theatrical when she finally gets to know someone, and makes a great thespian.

"Dang Perlene that's a spicy meme!"

by Boonasaurusrex July 6, 2018

Percentium

The area between your taint and butthole. The formal way of saying taint, or chode.

My percentium is inflamed.

by Cannavanman September 19, 2018

Perched

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

by Perched November 19, 2018

Perflection

When you look in the mirror and are 100% certain in that moment that you are the sexiest person on Earth.

I had just put on my vintage, tv-advertised Dragon Ball Z shirt and immediately knew that I was the spitting image of perflection.

by Bachata Horchata January 15, 2019