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Pantry meal

A pantry meal (also can be referred to by the individual meal, such as pantry lunch), is a meal that you have that is just made up of small portions of a large range of different foods. Pantry meals are common when leaving for a long holiday, or when someone just can't be bothered making a proper meal. Pantry meals can really be made up of anything, but more commonly foods that are perishable (such as ice-cream, chocolate). They are often unhealthy as well.
Did i tell you about the awesome pantry meal that i had a few days after Christmas?

No???

It was awesome, i had half a box of pringles, a chocolate bar, 4 pieces of bread and the last bit of the Christmas pudding, probably the best meal that i had all year!

Cool. But how did you only have half a box of pringles?

I only had half a box then, i was too full after the Christmas pudding, but i had three more after.

Ok then
by CJ Moose January 20, 2014
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pasty slapper

A pasty slapper is a person who will hit a person in school and ask for a fight but as soon as he is threatened he will run away and tell a teacher.
Josh you fucking pasty slapper get here now so i can beat your ass.
by Pasty__slapper January 11, 2018
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Patryk Neumann

A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
by No U Noob November 11, 2020
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Columbian Pantry

When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.
"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."
by SaucePatties October 5, 2015
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ass pantry

tahnee saromines has a blown out pussy so she lets guys fuck her ass on the first night in their kitchen pantry. example. ass pantry.
THIS Whore IS AN ASS Pantry
by HEAVY SNAKE September 15, 2018
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Out of the Pantry

A way that pansexuals say Out of the closet. Another popular one is Out of the Cabinet since that's where the pans are stored.
Person 1: Dude, I need to tell you something...
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I'm coming out of the pantry, I'm pansexual.
by Kerplunk?! November 14, 2020
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pastrami

As my brother once defined it when I asked him where pastrami meat came from... the meat comes from a bird, it's like a turkey, only bigger, and it's native to the outback of Australia!
Lindsey: "Hey Andy, where does pastrami meat come from?"
Andy: "You've never heard of a pastrami?"
Lindsey: "You mean it's an animal???"
Andy: "Yeah, it's kinda like a turkey, only bigger. They're native to the outback in Australia."
Lindsey: "Why do you have to lie? Wikipedia says it's cured beef... BROTHERS!"
by Lindy Lou October 14, 2008
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