Definitions by SaucePatties

Columbian Pantry 

When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.

"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."

Columbian Pantry by SaucePatties October 5, 2015