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Parler

A place where morally impaired lunatics can spread bullshit theories peddled by Donald Trump.
Moron 1: I have enough of Facebook and their fact-checking. I'm to Parler. There, I can wear my white hood with pride.
by Johan The Destroyer November 25, 2020
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parker

to "pull a parker" means to say something loudly that either removes someone's ruse or let's someone else understand what exactly is going on, usually in a bad way.
Person 1: "man i was so sick, there was no way i could have shown up at school yesterday."

Person 2: "dude, i went to your house yesterday, you were fine. in fact, you went wake boarding with me after that"

(nearby teacher hears Person 2, starts to walk towards them)

Person 1: "ugh. you just pulled a parker man."
by Casey "Tofu" November 1, 2005
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mrs. parker

A teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt
Wow! The teacher is such a Mrs. Parker.
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Parker

Boy1: u know that Parker

Boy2:yea he’s a cunt
by WONTON Hentai May 24, 2019
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Peter Parker

TONY STARK’S (AND STEPHEN STRANGE’S) SON, A SMOL BEAN, AND A GAY SHITE
PETER PARKER IS TONY’S SON, FIGHT ME
by dead.inside.stark July 6, 2018
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Parker

1. n.
- one who constantly repeats himself in conversation, talks awkardly, or is otherwise unusual in speaking.
- a person who speaks in strange tones.
- someone who, in a manner both annoying and humorous, speaks without varying the tone of his or her voice.

2. n.
- a member of a group who exhibits laughably poor judgement.
- a leader producing comically bad schemes, which are usually never seen through. (see: cartman)
- one who offers consistently flawed wisdom to a group; someone who would be considered dangerous if his advice were ever followed. (see: schrute)
2.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that: a furby with a swastika armband.
Guy 2: Wow. That thing's messed up without a doubt, but ultimately harmless.
Guy 1: That's a parker for sure.
by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006
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Parker Pressley

Parker Pressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.
Parker Pressley is kind of a dick but he's really cute.
by BatmanPressley September 16, 2017
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