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Private Account Syndrome

The delusion of being better than everyone else because they are hidden behind a social media account that's either set to "private" or has no content posted.
*User A posts an innocent video online*
*User B sees the video and comments a hateful message for no reason*
*User A reads the message and thinks: "They are so rude! Who are They to think They can say this?"*
*User A look at User B's account and finds that They have their account set to "private"
*User A responds to User B: "You think You can be rude to everyone because You're hidden away from the public! You have Private Account Syndrome."
by mikuthedutchie July 12, 2024
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Private Enemy

Someone you don't want your girlfriend to have sex with.
I don't want John to fuck my girlfriend. He's my private enemy.
by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017
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The private school Association

Schools that are meant for rich kids, and Have high standards for academics. with some exceptions not in a bad way (MCS).
John: yo TJ is the private school association good? is it meant for good academics?

TJ: I mean it can be, but some of them aren't, like at my school we are behind in some academics, and the teachers can't control their kids. One of them even got rizzed up.

John: Cool beans!
by V the goat B2B Vdawg January 30, 2024
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private inquiries

Using a private message such as: Instagram or Facebook messenger to receive feet/body pictures; for a price.
DM me on Instagram for private inquiries.
by Truth_is___ July 22, 2022
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Private bowl

What one smokes when they are all alone.
"Hey man, I'm going to go hit a private bowl in the shower. Later dude"
by YodaGamingUK December 8, 2022
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private sandbag

A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.

He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.

H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.

He has been known to but medics out of business.
Hey "Private Sandbag" I need you to provide cover over here!!
by Buttercactus December 13, 2017
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Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.
Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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