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Yellow Pages masturbation

Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".
Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.
by Nostradumbass11 January 13, 2010
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Yellow Pages

The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.
The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.
by None Yo Buzinezz Man March 5, 2011
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spam page

Spam pages are accounts on Instagram that post 1083638 times a day. The owners are usually gay and/or a local.

A lot of the time, spam page owners are ran by white people who act/want to be black.

Their posts usually consist of a reaction video with some dumbass title that has nothing to do with the video/post. Some of their captions could include “omg I didn’t sleep at all today sksksksk” or “I hate school sksksksk”

A good percent of spam pages are fans of Nicki Minaj, Lana Del Rey, Ariana Grande, or a KPop group.
Becky: omg I just ate a salad I should go post it on my spam page

Bethany: omg yes girl
by JayIsReallyGay August 18, 2019
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jimmy page

The fastest fingers in the world.
Jimmy page has the fastest fingers in the world.
by delay December 14, 2008
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Page moss

This is not known by true scousers but i am sorry to say it is in liverpool. population: Wools and little John
by Anthony Fayal February 7, 2005
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Paetan

Is the definition of a true friend. Paetan is a kind of person who will drop everything to help someone that they care about. No matter how big or small. Paetan requires lots of love and attention from others. Usually the life of every conversation. Very attention hungry. Many talents including singing, dancing, playing the piano, doing nails or hair, great taste in clothing and accesories. One of the most beautiful people on the earth. Usually blue, or green eyes. Blonde or Brunette. Athletic body, nice ass, big tits! Very inspirational and exotic .
Richard: i could never imagine my life without Paetan shes my best friend
by kathleen marble January 27, 2012
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Pareti

A type of redneck who lives in civilization. Often come in groups of four or more and live in one story houses.
Glenn: Do u wanna come to my house.
Grenn: No, those paretis across the street from u r always sitting in lawn chairs in their front lawn and they throw beer cans at me when i walk by. They r also drunk.
by buhho April 10, 2012
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