moon landing

Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally

E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly

It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .

by Moonlandingman January 12, 2017

Moon Wizard

A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.

That Henry Jensen is a real moon wizard

by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015

Harpoon moon

When a girl moons you but the string from her tampon is hanging out

She flashed me a harpoon moon

by Badabingbert June 9, 2018

Moon Dive

Drinking somebody's bathwater. Typically a hot girl, but it can be used in any circumstance depending on the desperation involved. Also, the level of physical or dirtiness before the bath is related to the hotness of the individual.

Damn she is fine. I would totally moon dive her after a 3 hour bukkake session at the end of a marathon.

by CarloRossi April 18, 2011

Moon whizzer

When a person feels the need to pull their pants all the way down passed their knees when peeing at a stand up urinal. Exposing the entire ass.

I hate going into the bathroom when Gerry Hadinger is in there he's a moon whizzer

by slick slappy January 20, 2015

moon hit

1. When your weed gets all nice and milked up in the bowl; 2. Something stupid that has to do with weed that your friend makes up and says is true but really hes a complete fucking idiot.

1. "Look at that shit burn! Looks like he's sipping on a nice thick moon hit."
2. "Hey guys, have you ever heard of a moon hit? Its when you ... ..."

by K hood dog January 31, 2009

Moon Whales

pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.

"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"

by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006