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Lazy Laflamme

Lazy Laflamme - when one man recieves a blow job from another man while pouring hot wax on his own nipples and sitting in a reclining chair.

entimology: a combination of "lazy," thought to derive from the name of a popular brand of recliners, and "la flamme," meaning "the flame" in French.
e.g. "Chip recieved an amazing Lazy Laflamme last night. He said his nipples are still tender"
by Maxwell Tinkersly January 18, 2006
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lazy eye

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed
olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed
by gangster g wiz August 22, 2009
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A lazy fuck

When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.
by Ovinor February 21, 2011
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proactively lazy

Offering to do a majority of easy work to avoid more/difficult work.
Tom- "I'll finish counting all these CD's while you offload the truck. Cool?"
Ted- "How about I count and you offload those heavy ass creates you proactively lazy ASS!!!"
by stewyt October 21, 2010
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Lazy motherfucker

A person who stays home from school while not being sick or someone who is dieing
My mom let me stay home from school, therefore I am a lazy motherfucker
by I am lazy February 26, 2020
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Lazy Way

Javier Solis IS the lazy way.
by dragonbreath69 August 27, 2020
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Lazy Dill

Refers to the act of male masturbates clean up, instead of opting for the tradition 'jizz rag' a man may simply choose to rub his man sauce into your stomach and falls asleep. The next morning the solidified semen is simply peeled off and dispose of.
Kyle did the Lazy Dill last night while his roommate slept, Kyle is a triflin.
by Dill Nut October 3, 2008
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