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opposite wingman

The opposite of a wingman, he is there to stop you from getting laid. He is usually employeed before going out drinking, when you have a wife or girlfriend that you are tyring not to cheat on... AKA O-Dub
Me: "Hey dude i think im going to talk to that whore over there with the fuck me boots on."
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "
by ballams January 14, 2011
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opps

Acronym standing for oh please, piece of shit. (While in chat)
Man: I'm sorry for fucking your sister.
Woman: opps
Man: ?
by Joe Coastie June 2, 2010
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OPPONG

v. (to oppong) Only done by extreme whores. To let a man titty-fuck you the first night you meet him.
"So Alyn, are we gonna Oppong tonight?"
by other woot July 10, 2003
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oppsie poopsie

when you fart so hard that you crap your pants
Ooh my I just oppsie poopsie in my pants now I have to change my shitty underwear.
by B2G April 19, 2009
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Opps

A word used by idiots who act like they can't spell the word "oops."
Opps I did it again!

It's OOPS, not opps. Jesus, when will people learn?!
by fhk x3 March 8, 2018
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Agitated Mother Opossum

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)
-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.
by Liam H November 6, 2006
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