Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Nonce

A nonce is what you call a pedophile or someone who looks at kids, it is part of British slang.

People who get someone out in four square is a nonce.

by Sophia42069 June 24, 2020

NONCE

A British person

Are you from the UK? No, I'm not a fucking NONCE!

by RealRealStuff August 10, 2022

nonce

darcey is a synonym for nonce

omg ur such a darcey
did u just call me a nonce

by robloxgamer346899976 February 5, 2022

Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.

“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce”

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”

by Cooper03 August 30, 2019

Nonce

(UK) slang for pedo or pedofile

You man did you just call you're girl a nonce?

by ARandomSpeciman May 26, 2018

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024