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The greatest girl on earth the most beautiful and spectacular girl you will ever meet in your life. She makes your bed when you least expect it she runs your back so well you dont want to keep asking but do anyway. She is always there for you and makes you feel incredibly special. She is the greatest girlfriend you could ever have and she is the most supportive, loving and cute girl that you want to be with forever. But unfortunately she is mine forever!!
by Kg1017 January 22, 2020
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Mean Fifteen

Someone who looks like or has a fifteen inch penis (or just a big dick in general).
by pollotropical February 24, 2023
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official meaning

A savvy person's correct interpretation of what a two-faced public OFFICIAL (policeman, politician, etc) truly MEANS by a seemingly harmless/helpful/conciliatory remark.
Hall monitor, to delinquent student whom he is chasing: "I just want to talk to you."
"Official" meaning (what "The Book" states that the security guard supposedly means): "I'm not going to detain or even lay a hand on you --- I merely wish to verbally ask you what your issues are, sympathetically discuss them with you, and try to help you find a solution that will be palatable to all concerned parties."
Official meaning (what the dude with the badge is really saying): "You're in big trouble, kid --- I don't give a rat's ass what you say or how innocent you are; I'm gonna slap da cuffs on you and put you in detention! It's how I get my rocks off."

Delinquency-hearing board-member, to an under-review adolescent who is peering uncertainly around the meeting-room door: "Come on in and sit down, young man --- we don't bite."
"Official" meaning: "You have noithng to fear from us, son --- we're totally fair and just, and we only wish to hear your case and decide appropriate discipline, if any."
Official meaning: "We fat cats around this table are all in cahoots, and we enjoy makiing things warm for 'unpopular' youngsters like you. We practically have the power of life or death over you, and we gleefully use that power, too."
by QuacksO January 26, 2015
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Mean poo

Fecal matter with enough burning potential to dissolve the enamel in the sink.
Dude? I think I broke the shitter, took a mean poo and burnt a hole in the damn thing..
by Mr. Scurvy November 16, 2017
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Nam Mean

I was in a rush to go to the store nam mean.
by DisabledWonder June 21, 2022
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