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Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.
Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.
by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019
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Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.
I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.
by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021
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Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016
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Bro grip

The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.
That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.

After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.
by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019
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Blow the grip

by Damnisthesmoove October 18, 2020
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Gripping Nelly

The act of someone casting a squid lour into a girls vagina
That gripping nelly caught my dinner
by Your life, your struth. May 30, 2023
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Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 24, 2010
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