Stress

Nuri

Nuri: I am the definition of stress

by Finny_boi October 25, 2022

Stress

A mental and physical state where life throws everything at you and says "deal with it B)".

HERE IS SOME HOMEWORK , 137 ASSIGNMENTS THAT ARE DUE TOMORROW AND BY THE WAY , YOU HAVE A TEST TODAY. lET STRESS BEGIN.

by Maher M. (djmaher March 7, 2017

Schrödinger's Stress

A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.

Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams

Lad 2: The try not studying

Lad 1: That also stresses me

Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress

by pornhubisjustyoutubewithporn December 10, 2021

stress

Shit to remember every single second

I have been under stress lately bae don't have time to text you

by George Guru August 30, 2016

Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024

stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018

stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.

I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts

by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019