Broke as a Monday night hooker

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Take Back The Night

The sequel to Fallen kingdom

Closet full of secrets and skeletons awakes but nothing's true
I used to own a castle now it's boxes that I have to move
Right here in the darkness there's nothing left for me to do
It's easier to run away but today
Today we got to
Cast the shadows out from sight
A final stand a shouting cry
All the wrongs now turned to right
So fight the past
Take back the night
And call upon the torch tonight
To bring out all the ghosts to light
Because at last we have to go it's time
To take back the night
To take back the night
Being chased by monsters to face head on or be consumed
Reaching out for something grasping on to nothing to lose
Paybacks left too long unpaid but today
Today we got to
Cast the shadows out from sight
A final stand a shouting cry
All the wrongs now turned to right
So fight the past
Take back the night
And call upon the torch tonight
To bring out all the ghosts to light
Because at last we have to go it's time
To take back the night
To take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
To take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa (To take back the night)
So fight the past, take back the night
Take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
To take back the night
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
And call upon the torch tonight
To bring out all the ghosts to light
Because at last we have to go it's time
To take back the night (whoa oh oh oh)

Guy 1: you like Take Back The Night?

Guy 2 : Didn't we already do thi-

Guy 3 : CLOSET FULL OF SECRETS AND SKELETONS AWAKES
BUT NOTHING'S TRUE

by MinecraftMan2:ElectricBoogaloo February 25, 2020

I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.

Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.

by GNSGNY December 22, 2018

saturday night live

A show that has been in a constant state of decline, no matter who you ask.

14 year old-"Man, SNL started sucking once Will Ferrel left!"

19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"

35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"

50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"

by JakeStar December 28, 2005

Friday Night

A relative term indicating the hedonism, partying, and inebriation that accompanies the end of the work week, regardless of the actual day of the week it occurs.

Jesús: Hey Jim, where are you off to?
Jim: It's Friday Night, Jesús!
Jesús: But it's only Thursday.
Jim: I have off tomorrow! Time to go get shitfaced!

by Archibald S. Holbroke August 28, 2010

Friday Night Funkin

funny game with 1253 r34 results

friday night funkin my asshole

by averysan May 2, 2021

House of Night

A better vampire/vampyre series than the Twilight saga. And should be more popular.

Usually reffered to as HoN by fans (like myself)

Me: (to a friend) Hey! Have you heard that the House of Night series might be a movie?
Friend: Seriously?!

Me: Yup.

Friend: OMG. Can't wait!
Me: *nods* I completely understand.

by randomvampfan July 7, 2010