Safe Bug Killers

Bug Killers that are very safe for humans and pets.

Safe Bug Killers:

#1) 90+% Isopropyl Alcohol in a spray bottle is great for killing flies that get into the house.

#2) Put flea-bitten pet in empty bathtub. Soak your pet with Hydrogen Peroxide to kill fleas. Let sit for 3 minutes, then shower or bathe pet.

#3) Spray furniture polish on spiders to kill them.

by Jeff Goven August 2, 2006

safe sex

safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.

He says her patience is golden. I say she is fucking weird for having safe sex with him.

by Krkič July 14, 2019

safe list

A list that guys can keep of girls who are just friends, and who nothing more would ever EVER happen with.

Girls can also have 'safe lists' which would (due to girls infinitely pickier nature!) be a lot longer than those of their man-whore guy mates.

Fiona: hey Chris, whats with you and Kathryn going camping together? Is something going on between you two?

Chris: no way! She's on my safe list.

by Kittykaz May 4, 2006

The Safe Sephiroth

Noun, name of the l33test l33tman evar!

I am a fine-looking lady, and would like to get my freak on with The Safe Sephiroth!!

by htorihpeS.S.T April 30, 2003

Sleep Safe

Sleep Safe - (The most awkward thing a guy can say to a potential new love interest!)

"Sleep Safe Natalie"

by Girlbossadventures September 29, 2017

Safe Kidda

An adaptation of (hello mate) or (thank you) from up north (Liverpool)

Person 1: Safe kidda?

Person 2: Yeah am fine. or

Person 1: Heres your money

Person 2: Safe kidda.

by Da Furian May 10, 2009

safe my mate

South African slang meaning everything's OK/cool/just fine thank you. Often said with a unique hand gesture whereupon one makes a fist, with the two fingers at either side remaining extended.

"Safe my mate" is a common and accepted response to a friend's loud (often drunken) inquiry as to one's wellbeing, often from several rows back at a rugby or cricket match.
me: "Hey Mannie! Howzit going, man?"
Mannie: "Safe my mate!"

by Stuart Kelly December 30, 2007