myspace

a site that people love to bitch about. myspace is for emo bitches is an example. also, myspace is for people who need to get a life. and myspace is a dumb-ass popularity contest.
the people who say these things will finish their conversation about how lame myspace is, and then rush home to check their new comments.

how about this- a site where, if you want, you can request actual friends, and then talk to them
god, myspace is so fucking stupid

i know, those kids that are on there are all so fucking lame

fuck that, i fucking hate myspace

did you comment my new pictures?
by jthurlow May 05, 2007
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A site designed to have massive lag and down time secretly disguised as a "networking tool".
When the site goes down you may notice all your friends being a little irritable the next day.
This is extremely common in teen girls who find myspace more addicting then crack cocaine.
It's also not uncommon to find these myspace "addicts" staring at a blank screen of thier computer during down time.
Friend 1:Hey have you seen julie today?
Friend 2:No, I think shes back home slitting her wrists.
Friend 1:I don't blame her myspace is down today. :(
Friend 2.What a sad day, about myspace that is.
by Will In SC February 03, 2007
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What every 10-14 year old insists on making, adding me, and acting as if we are "besties," while begging and commanding for as much as a photo comment, and sending me 4 poorly written chain letters a day.
Hey, Zach, I noticed you didn't comment for comment on my MySpace.
by RadioKing01 November 29, 2009
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A site that occupies otherwise wasted time for people with friends. Generally it is hated by the "hacking" community because large quantities of people from the said group have low self esteem and pick on others. Thus, there is more making fun of emo-kids and bands like Linkin Park. However, one only has to look at a couple things to reallize the "intelligence" of some leaders in the ranting contests.<br><br>First off, if 1337 is really the "hackers" language (I know many people who think so) then why do they use numbers to help make up words? Don't hackers often share IPs amongst each other for things as simple as pinging and as complex as Hijacking? If you tell them to ping 147.358.3589.27 or a similar IP (can't say I know much about IPs as I am not a hacker, excuse me if that format is wrong) and all your friend sees is "let.es8.ea8g.2t" because they spent pointless hours of their life familiarizing themselves with the "language" that they could have spent on myspace. One must also wonder why hackers would give themselves away by storing into AIM databases that such a language is only used by hackers, call themselves hackers, probably brag about things they supposedly did, and then use the "language" later on. The only why no arrests have come of this is because hackers don't use leet. It is absolutely idiotic to say so.<br><br>And this is the point where you wonder, is the hacking community making intelligent judgements about myspace? maybe not. For actual hackers who think myspace is lame even though they have never been there, try going <a href=http://fast.info/myspace/>here</a> to see the logs of a hacker who made one million users set "samy" as their hero. Myspace went down and everything, yet he says "I'm sorry myspace and FOX. I love you guys, all the great things myspace provides, and all the great shows FOX has"<br><br>So is myspace really a waste of time that is out to get the hacker community? No. In fact, its almost better with the hacking community than the usual kind of people who go there. It is a great place for coders to visit and chat with friends while coding their websites. Maybe post some bulletins asking about a coding problem, add a blog about what site you should make next, or advertising the one you just created.
"I'm sorry myspace and FOX. I love you guys, all the great things myspace provides, and all the great shows FOX has" ~former myspace hacker
by Michael Fairhurst November 13, 2005
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A website completely hated on Urban Dictionary which is actually not that bad. Helps to keep in touch and meet friends of friends and new people.

DISCLAIMER: It is addictive though...
Today I made a Myspace, so I got to talk to my best friend Stacy who lives in California!
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The recent fad that has swept the world over.Although this site is a very good site for networking and a way for friends to keep in contact with each other it also has many downsides to it
A large majority of the users encourage being an emo fag, a goth whore, a gangstuh thug, or a stupid scene kid. Usual users of "myspace whores" post the most retarded bulletins about doing something ridiculous and reposting on the penalty of having bad luck for the rest of your life, or getting killed at a certain time period in a few days, and other such nonsense. Although this website / networking ploy had many "good" users the majority of the users are emo bitches who like it up the ass, and or scene kids who take picures in their bathrooms, pictures from a "birds eye view" looking up, and photoshopped pictures so they have no acne. Many of these people are known as "myspace whores," usually the myspace whores add random people to their friends list to boost their self esteem and show that they have more "friends" online then in real life

myspace whore: "lets talk on myspace tonight!"
myspace whore#2: "totally we can comment back and forth even tho we live right next door to each other, and our windows are 5 feet apart and i could just call you or come over, but i would rather just comment you or start a message conversation with you"
myspace whore: "thats so true, and we can add random people so we have a larger friends list of people who we dont know and say that we are hot, so our self esteem is raised!"
myspace whore #2: "totally!"
by KiMCHi CrAkA November 03, 2006
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Okay I've written several MySpace related words before, Let's get real.

A fucked up world of glitzy pictures and glitter graphics. The site, which is bombarded with ''t33nyb00pp3rs'' and overly pathetic teenagers looking to get laid across the globe. Most people over 30 shun the site as ''a waste of America's time'' but we all know that they are lying and they sneak off to use MySpace as well. Pretty soon we won't need phones because MySpace will fill that role. Thankfully we know that Tom, the creator can finally masturbate with knowing he has support, the millions of fucktards that joined MySpace.
myspace-The real global warming
by DizzyLizzy March 06, 2007
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