Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).
by Eldritch September 4, 2003
Get the murphy's law mug.Your mate lent you a fiver and you spent it on 3/4 length trousers and has refused to pay him back what a sean Murphy.
by Definitely not Luke August 14, 2021
Get the sean murphy mug.A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.
"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."
by Pejamus May 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Balls mug.When playing a co-op game, a Backstab Murphy is when one player desperately needs a powerup of some sort (usually health), only to be denied the powerup by his fellow gamer who they happen to be co-oping with.
Player 1: Oh, man. A health pack! Finally!
Player 2: SWIPE!!
Player 1: ... Did you seriously decide to go Backstab Murphy on me?
Player 2: SWIPE!!
Player 1: ... Did you seriously decide to go Backstab Murphy on me?
by Nyxandria December 7, 2009
Get the Backstab Murphy mug.Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.
by ROBLOXDUDE69 March 4, 2019
Get the Joel Murphy mug.The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"
Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!
by Tim Schlossenberger February 10, 2008
Get the Squirell Murphy mug.A: Man, my car got a flat on the freeway, then once I got going again my car ran out of gas, what crappy luck.
B: Seems like you saw murphy today!
B: Seems like you saw murphy today!
by Dylan Leibel November 8, 2006
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