murphy's law

Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).
by Eldritch September 04, 2003
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Sean Murphy

A man with an amazing ass that isn’t afraid to use it.
I love my baseball like I love my women: with a Sean Murphy.
by IHateRobManfred April 12, 2022
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sean murphy

An bad friend who owes me a fiver
Your mate lent you a fiver and you spent it on 3/4 length trousers and has refused to pay him back what a sean Murphy.
by Definitely not Luke August 14, 2021
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Joel Murphy

Absolute midget who thinks he's the coolest kid around. Thinks he's funny and good at soccer, when he's not. Absolutely obsessed with Ansh Panchal, and can be constantly heard singing his name wherever he goes.
At least I get some pussy Joel Murphy (Samuel Lane, 2019)
by ROBLOXDUDE69 March 05, 2019
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Squirell Murphy

The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"
Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!
by Tim Schlossenberger February 11, 2008
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Saw Murphy

Encounter Murphy's law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong) in whatever life situation.
A: Man, my car got a flat on the freeway, then once I got going again my car ran out of gas, what crappy luck.
B: Seems like you saw murphy today!
by Dylan Leibel November 08, 2006
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Murphy's Balls

A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.
"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."
by Pejamus April 18, 2018
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