A derogatory insult describing a typically light skinned black person with facial features some what similar to a muppet or Bobby Jack 🐒🐵
Damn you dark skinned girls aren't even attractive.
Yet somehow it works unlike your muppet mouth looking like of people.
Yet somehow it works unlike your muppet mouth looking like of people.
by NeviAntix April 21, 2025

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020

by Jess baily February 8, 2023

1. A female with overall poor hygiene and unkempt looks and/or physique.
2. An dirty, unkempt vagina.
2. An dirty, unkempt vagina.
by Anthony_H March 21, 2013

by PowerRangerNeek1 January 22, 2020

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.
Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...
by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019
