mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

morgans mum

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse

"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"

by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014

YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe

WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON

by hybrid_eeee May 8, 2021

swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

your mum

your mum

i saw your mums smack dvd bruv

by shonic June 23, 2018

Your mum

Your mum is a hot milf

I had sex with your mum last night

by Ihavefeelingsforu November 20, 2021

mean mum

apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.

a mean mum is a mean mum

by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020