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hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).
Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"
by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024
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Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
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See Muffler

Suffering the indignity of having your ass kicked and then being stuffed under your own car. Typically done by one's own friends as a result of their cockiness, selfishness and/or rudeness. Once stuffed, the stuffee understands it was deserved and no retribution is allowed.
It was a total dick move showing up to your littles sister's birthday drunk. I've been a real asshole lately. I really need to see muffler.
by William Dawes Ghost January 29, 2025
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Cajun muffler

When someone is plugged up and decides to drop the plug out and release the pressure it only leads to a cascade of shit flowing down their leg in JNKO jeans. Then using the bottom of the jeans as a mop just to spread it all over the floor like a rumba that ran over dog shit.
I thought it was a quick fart but turned out it was a cajun muffler situation.
by himi85 March 10, 2025
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Weenie muffler

Someone who likes to sniff the shit off of someone’s penis after they did it with a guy that had shit on his butthole
Guy1 - Wassup bro what did you do last night?
Guy2- Nothing Much.. just had a threesome last night and one of the guys was a weenie muffler.
by TheUrbanKing444 May 1, 2025
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Tontine muffle

When a girl is being to loud so you smother her head with a pillow
“Man, I was rooting this chick the other night when her olds were in the next room, and she was so loud I had to give her the tontine muffle to finish.
by waf1501987 June 20, 2025
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Mullet Muffler

When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.
Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.
by Clc see you later October 6, 2025
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