Mattie

Dumb brunette, often has broad shoulders. Most likely Nonathletic but tries very hard. Low key freak in bed. Usually shady but has unlimited excuses.

Bro my girl is being really "mattie" right now. I'm pretty sure shes not telling me everything.

by pu$$y$layer6969 April 20, 2018

mattie j

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

by SuzieMom December 23, 2017

mattighan

A Mattighan is a less common name, but she is absolutely beautiful. Don’t judge her based off of her looks though. At first she may come off as a popular girl that won’t ever talk to you but she’s a beautiful person and she is an amazing listener. Any guy is lucky to have a mattighan in their life. She stands out from the crowd and she is the most caring human being on the planet. Mattighan will never do anything to hurt you. Do t hurt her or else you will get the worst of it from her friend group. Mattighan is someone you don’t want to loose, and that you should be terrified of loosing. Normally, a Mattighan has bad luck but still looks at the positive side of things. She will always be there to support you, no matter what.

Dude, I can’t believe what Will did to Mattighan. Her friends are going to give him absolute hell...

by Hottyskrt November 29, 2017

Mattias

He is the kind of person to break up because he wanted to go to the gym

Mattias broke up because he spent too Much Time in the gym

by Bsyeudndidbrjr December 11, 2017

Monticello

Our village had about 4000 in 1960 but who knows now bc them dumb fucks didn’t update it but we have the G’s the wanna b G’s and the wierdos people get harassed and kicked and slapped a lot hear to because it’s filled with caelums and almost everyone is an asswipe. The sign that says welcome to Monticello should warn you that you may be mugged by a swarm of 7th graders. YAY MONTICELLO.

Person 1- what’s wrong with your voice Jamall... have you been in Monticello?

Person 2- yeah ma dude I was in fucking Monticello for a weekend... it smells like shit:(

by Your neighborHOOD asswipe January 17, 2018

Monticello mn

Monticello or methicello where you come to get stabbed in the back fucked over and betrayed it's a pretty shitty town where half the people you know are on some sorta drug secretly but I mean it's in the name methicello

Monticello mn =Snitchs drugs backstabbers hoes

by TheTruthManOnGod February 1, 2018

Mattie Lowe

Mattie Lowe is a girl who gets a lot of hoes and takes snapchats every five seconds. She can not go a day without having a friend over. She's very funny too. She's also very attractive with a great personality. You don't find much like her.

Is your name Mattie Lowe because you laugh too much?

by -Vogue magazine February 3, 2018