moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns

"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."

by spunk bucket August 28, 2015

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

mooeysaurus

It's like a veggiesaurus only with big tits

Have you see the front on that mooeysaurus

by chunto March 28, 2016

Mofoeth

a dumb motherfucker with a lisp who DDoSes others and commonly enforces his views on others.

Terry Jang is a mofoeth.

by Danyyyy September 14, 2016

Moofing

When you pay for one movie at a theatre but walk out watching two or more movies. Moofing is when theifing a movie at a movie theatre.

Mike and Jessica were caught moofing at a movie theatre.

by mihirchronicles August 28, 2016

Moofing

When you pay for one movie at a theatre but walk out watching two or more movies. Moofing is when theifing a movie at a movie theatre.

Mike and Jessica were caught moofing at a movie theatre.

by mihirchronicles August 28, 2016

Moofing

When you pay for one movie at a theatre but walk out watching two or more movies. Moofing is when theifing a movie at a movie theatre.

Mike and Jessica were caught moofing at a movie theatre.

by mihirchronicles August 28, 2016