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Swaggerless Monkey

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.
Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.
by sebadude March 8, 2010
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Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.
Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.
by ElDonzo May 29, 2015
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Monkey D. Luffy

One of the world's greatest pirate who will somebody be king of the pirates was born on this day
Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh!
Marines: wait!
Pirates: no way!
Rayleigh: I came here to check on you but you seem to be all right or power sure has improved.

Monkey D. Luffy: Rayleigh! L'll do it. I'm going to become the king of the pirates!
by Anonymous 273947 May 5, 2020
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office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.
"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."
by x January 22, 2003
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Spank Monkey

Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.
Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.
by Willey P September 20, 2007
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red monkey

Person, that (freshly) got shot down; derived from the denim brand "Red Monkey", that's currently popular amongst the rap community...
"...leavin' eight niggas bloody, when I'm call 'em red monkey..." (extract of 40 Cal.'s part of "Gettin Money" from The Diplomats feat. J.R. Writer & 40 Cal.)
by MiamiBizzle July 25, 2006
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where the monkey put the whistle

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...
As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......
by sheila in the car May 10, 2009
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