Mommy qwerty

Real mommy 😋

Mommy qwerty

by Zerororor October 31, 2022

On my mommy

A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years

Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good

Me:On my mommy

My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline

Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)

by On my mommy October 24, 2022

Portable Mommy

A companion amongst a group of friends who is always known to be the reasonable, caring, and responsible one during times of chaos. Always looking out for her friends, she is known to have that indestructable sholder to lean on and the patience of a statue.

Our Portable Mommy could be the designated driver.

by wildxrose January 3, 2010

latina mommy

my wife

latina mommy is my wife ngl

by yeatcordreal March 21, 2022

Auntie Mommy

When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.

Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.

by Missknowitall6969 November 26, 2016

Mommy Aubrey

I love this girl. ❤️😍

I love Mommy Aubrey.

by ツツ March 27, 2022

MOMMY MUNCHIES

Weird women / girl, I dont know what she is but she is a great friend. Actually retarded but sometimes makes up for it by making an excuse to piss. Literally 10 minutes into a movie and it will always be an, "I NEED TO FUCKING PISS." An actual pisswad but she is a really great friend. Not good to watch movies with. Never bring to an movie theather. (Trust me) Has a cousin that loves to make videos about his brother's room and attics. MOMMY MUNCHIES will always be an weird person and will always love to piss or make new excuses. But she is the true meaing of being an Weirdo.

I just pulled an MOMMY MUNCHIES, I went to piss after ten minutes into a movie. Hahahah

by HandleBars5000 April 4, 2022