M-Material

M-Material, is a state of mind, where you are totaly in the know and on the ball, youre gonna get married and shit, youve got big tits and an alright face, so will find it avergely easy to get a husband, drama surrounds you a bit but you dont give a shit cos ho hum hum ho thats life.

Dave: you know that girl over there.. I think shes real M-Material... Shes got big tits and an alright face... Should i propose?

Stanley: Yeah brosephh go for it

by mmmmzzz.z.z..zz....zz.....z.. December 21, 2008

Obituary Material

A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.

Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.

by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010

Jaack Maate

The most fricking amazing YouTuber ever. He blogs regularly about anything and everything telling viewers his opinions and ripping the shit out of things that annoy him. Every video his viewers go on "A jaackmaate journey" as he discusses the topic of his choice. The 19 year old boy is extremely honest and is truly fucking hilarious.

Person1: Did you see Jaack Maates new video?
Person2: Yeah, he's a fucking legend.

by Waluigiiii February 4, 2013

materazzi

A hero to fans of the Italian National Soccer team. He is a master at trash talking thus resulting in his opponent breaking down and self-destructing. (Example: Zinedine Zidane)

Materazzi has no limits in his trash talking arsenal; he will run his mouth until the opposition explodes. A hero and key player in Italy's World Cup victory, it is wrong that he was suspended after the match due to simply angering his opponent (Zidane) through insults.

by D-Block_NJ July 21, 2006

Mateo

He is the definition of sexy. The hottest Spanish boy you will ever see. No one has an ass and a shlong like this guy. The best man in the world. He is the strongest and most masculine man in. the world. Girls faint when they see him. He is a chick magnet and is also packing a good 14 inches, The females are always pleased The definition of an Alpha Male.

Christian: Whoa look its Mateo. Geez i am blushing just looking at him.

Gabriel: I know man, look all the girls want him. I wish I was him, he is so lucky.

by Bigpapichris October 5, 2020

cell mate

When two people talk or text on their cell phone endlessly but don't have a romantic or sexual relationship.

Is Harry porking Sally?
Nah, they're just cell mates, always texting. Her phone bill must be longer than my dick.
Speaking of, my Japanese gardner called, he wants his penis back. Snap!

by Professor Powers March 5, 2010

masturbation material

A woman or man so hot, you want to masturbate!

"Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man, she's good masturbation material. The glasses and all of that, great masturbation material" (said comedian Tracy Morgan, January 27, 2011, during "Inside the NBA" on TNT before the Heat-Knicks game).

by masturbationmaterial.com February 20, 2011